With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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