sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
