Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he quoted the bible to break up with me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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