It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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