do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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