okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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