one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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