We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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