At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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