Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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