Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Can I color on your dick again?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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