you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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