I must be too annoying 4 u.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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