Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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