now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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