I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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