On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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