I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
