i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.