Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.