You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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