I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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I understand Curling. That high.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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