exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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