Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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