Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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