going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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