I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she told me i tasted like america
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Randomize
