just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just cropdusted the office
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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