he thought i was a dude.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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