i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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