i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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