AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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