escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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