If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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