If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You ruined the universe
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