Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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