chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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