Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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