all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
