so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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