Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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