my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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