this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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