the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
well you can't waste a boner
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I am available for nakedness
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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