Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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