i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he thought i was a dude.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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