If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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