I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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