So drunk its hurt
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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