I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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