maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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