I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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