And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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